[Verse 1]
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my cum in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up
[Chorus]
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
[Verse 2]
I wish you were a beer
The thirsty want a drink
You wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I'm your missing link
[Chorus]
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
[Verse 3]
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I can beat you up
I wish you were not queer
With my cum in your mouth.