Uncle Jimmy (Skit)

(Yo-landi)
Uh, hi Jimmy

(Max)
Yolandi, hi. Come in. Come in. How you doin'?

(Yo-landi)
I just wanted to ask you-

(Max)
Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap

(Yo-landi)
Uh..okay..uh..well

(Max)
There you go. You want some herbal tea?

(Yo-landi)
Uh, no thanks

(Max)
You sure?

(Yo-landi)
I'm fine

(Max)
Ok (whatever)

(Yo-landi)
Thanks

(Max)
Oh, Yolandi, look at you
You're so cute and squishy
Look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute

(Yo-landi)
II

(Max)
I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet;

(Yo-landi)
OK

(Max)
Feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do
You hear me Yolandi?

(Yo-landi)
Mhmm

(Max)
Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around

(Yo-landi)
Kay

(Max)
You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything
Come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and
Tell Uncle Jimmy what you need
I help you the fuck up
You got that?

(Yo-landi)
Yes, Jimmy

(Max)
No, Uncle Jimmy, call me Uncle Jimmy

(Yo-landi)
Yes, Uncle Jimmy